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you know a text post has made it to the big time when it gets stolen by twitter parody accounts
THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.
Always reblog
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TIL the Big Island of Hawaii has 10 of the world’s 13 climatic zones making it one of the most diverse climate systems on earth.
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Uncooked chicken nuggets
if you don’t look at my double chin i’ll pay you $5
#Item9
Never judge a restaurant by how good the service or food is.
Always look at how much graffiti beautifies the restroom to truly gauge how legit the place is.
TIL that the western lowland gorilla’s scientific name is gorilla gorilla gorilla
*SHOUTS MIGHTILY UNTO THE LORD GOD IN DEFIANCE OF THE UNJUST LAWS OF THE LAND*