you know a text post has made it to the big time when it gets stolen by twitter parody accounts
THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.
Uncooked chicken nuggets
if you don’t look at my double chin i’ll pay you $5
Never judge a restaurant by how good the service or food is.
Always look at how much graffiti beautifies the restroom to truly gauge how legit the place is.
*SHOUTS MIGHTILY UNTO THE LORD GOD IN DEFIANCE OF THE UNJUST LAWS OF THE LAND*